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GAGA
First of all this song is not as good as Bad Romance
And its not even close Poker face or Just Dance
So I will distract them by getting half naked
And throw everything at them but the kitchen sink sink
The kitchen sink sink
What do you think think?
I will prove that I dont have a penis wink wink
First Ill get stripped naked by some burly prison guards
Then make out with a shemale in the prison yard yard
BEYONCE
This video seems goofy you should just do it alone
Besides Im getting sick of all these songs about phones
GAGA
You bail me out of jail then we pause for some bad dialogue
We poison everyone including a cute dog
Then we start to dance and theres dead people everywhere
As usual Ill have lots crazy crap in my hair
PPPPPPPPProduct Placement
Hide the ddead bodies in the bbbasement
Blood and guts and boobs and buts
And I just want to make your head explode
Beep beep beep bbbeep beep beep
That was Lady Gaga in Morse code
BEYONCE
If you think Im doing this
Then youre a crazy bastard
You musta blown a gasket
Are you trippin on acid
As a child were you abused by some big crazy bastard
And did he ever make you place the lotion in the basket
BEYONCE
I just want to do a simple shoot with dancin
You used to be a diva now youre Marilyn Manson
GAGA
Youre gonna do my video and do it my way
Or something bad might happen to your family ay
BEYONCE
My family ay
GAGA
Thats right Beyonce
GAGA
A piano might accidentally fall on Jay Z
BEYONCE
Somebody help me cus I dont want sing anymore
Shes got a gun to my head on the dance floor
GAGA
Rubadubdub three nuns in a tub
And their doin it with a garden Gnome
BEYONCE
Please dont beat me up but I have to ask what
does that have to do with a telephone?
Funny video lol~ Must watch =)
Same sex version
Original version
A joke for today =D.
Cinderella is now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.
One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy Godmother. Cinderella said “Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?”
The Fairy godmother replied, “Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?”
Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, and almost under her breath she uttered her first wish: I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension.”
Instantly, her rocking chair was turned into solid gold. Cinderella was stunned. Bob, her old faithful cat, jumped off her lap and scampered to the edge of the porch, quivering with fear.
Cinderella said, “Oh thank you, Fairy Godmother”. ! The Fairy Godmother replied “It is the least I can do. What does your heart want for your second wish?”
Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said: “I wish I were young and full of the beauty of youth again”. At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful youthful visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside her that had been dormant for years. A long forgotten vigor and vitality began to course through her.
Then the Fairy Godmother again spoke “You have one more wish, what shall you have?”
Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says,”I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man”.
Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up, that when complete he stood before her, a man, so beautiful the likes of which neither she nor the world had ever seen,so fair indeed that birds began to fall from the sky at his feet.
The Fairy Godmother again spoke, “Congratulations, Cinderella . Enjoy your new life.”
And, with a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, she was gone.
For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other’s eyes.
Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most stunningly perfect man she had ever seen. Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, and held her close in his young muscular arms.
He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered, “I bet you regret having me neutered now, don’t you?”
This 2 video is so funny!!
Sorry for the lack of updates these days, was very busy lately… I promise to update tonight with 5 restaurant reviews ~Anyway enjoy the song first.
Saw this video a long time ago, but wanna share with you guys… HE IS SOOOO COOL~~ LOL!!!
1 – Original Video
2 – Edited Video (Cool at 1.52)
3 – WTF?
Thanks To Chenjun` for contributing such a funny video.
I hope I’m not too late to post this here~ Well my friend gave me Mooncake last Saturday. And yeahh~ It’s Doraemon lol… It comes with a Doraemon bag~ Awesome right?
And she gave me 2 boxes!! Look at Doraemon~ Eating his favourite food, Dorayaki. Looks cute right?
This is how it looks like when you opened the box. It comes along with a plastic knife in the middle for cutting the Mooncake. Really nice ^^~
Here is a closeup on how the Doraemon Mooncake looks like~ It tastes really nice, sorry that i forgot to take pictures of how the Mooncake looks like from the inside after you cut it, It’s so nice that i forget to take any pictures of it, all i do is just eat eat eat~ hahahaha!!
Click Here for the official website of Doraemon Mooncake by Bisgood.
SOME RANDOM PICTURES
ChloB playing candles… HAHAHA~
Here is Jason, trying to be a scientist!
PIKACHU!!! ~~ Pikachu lantern that my gf bought for me~~ Aww… Thank you!! ^o^
A random Rose shaped wax?
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