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Sep 292009
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Girl: “Forgive me father for I have sinned.”
Priest: “What have you done my child?”
Girl: “I called a man a son of a bitch.”
Priest: “Why did you call him a son of a bitch?”
Girl: “Because he touched my hand.”
Priest: “Like this?” (as he touches her hand)
Girl: “Yes father.”
Priest: “That’s no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.”
Girl: “Then he touched my breast.”
Priest: “Like this?” (as he touched her breast)
Girl: “Yes father.”
Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.”
Girl: “Then he took off my clothes, father.”
Priest: “Like this?” (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: “Yes father.”
Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.”
Girl: “Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where.”
Priest: “Like this?” (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: “YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!”
Priest: (after a fe! w minutes): “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.”
Girl: “But father he had AIDS!”
Priest: “THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!”
Sep 202009
1. Why are condoms transparent? So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
2. Signboard outside a prostitute’s house: Married MEN not allowed.. We serve the needy, not the greedy.
3. New AIDS awareness slogan: Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.
4. Why is sex like shaving? Well, because no matter how well you do it today. tomorrow you’ll have to do it again.
5. What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster? Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.
6. Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right? Because 90% boys are right handed.
7. What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR & a STAGE CURTAIN? When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR… it is SHOWTIME!
8. What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later
9. Advantages of having an affair with a married woman. They give like hell. They do not yell. They do not tell. They do not swell and there is no wedding bell!
10. My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in Paradise . Why? Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple!
Sep 192009
Uncle Algin asked me to post this here and i did =P