This is the first time that I’m going to review 2 movies in a single post!

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Iron Man 2~ Perhaps this is the most anticipated movie of the year 2010! On last Monday (26th of April), I went to Mid Valley and bought 4 tickets for Thursday (29th of April). 2 for Iron Man 2 and another 2 for Ip Man 2. Hell yeah~ I’m going to watch 2 movies on the same day!

Okay for Iron Man 2, the actions are not as much as I imagine. Nearly 70% of the whole movie is discussing about Tony Stark’s life. There are only a 4 fighting scenes… The first one is when Anton Vanko a.k.a. Whiplash attacked Tony Stark on the race track, second is when WarMachine tried to stop Iron Man from being a complete lunatic, third is when all of the Droids that Vanko created start attacking Iron Man and the last battle scene is when Vanko vs Iron Man and WarMachine. Well, the last battle is just too short!!! The final battle between Vanko and Iron Man lasted only like 30 seconds… What a complete noob!!

Even Obadiah Stane (Iron Man 1 Villian) lasts longer than Vanko!!!

But because of the awesome graphics… Oh well I am still gotta give it a 4/5… Well, this is all just based on my personal opinion~ ^^

There is a secret ending scene in Iron Man 2. If you want to watch it make sure to wait for the credits to end!

Iron Man 2 Secret ending – A man walked around the dessert and found Thor’s weapon.

Ip Man 2! Its the only Chinese movie worth watching this year if you asked me. Movies nowadays like Pandora’s Box, Beauty On Duty, Future X-Cops or True Legend sucked to the max!!! Especially True Legend!!! Click HERE for my review for True Legend, the shittiest movie I’ve ever watched in my entire life!

Anyway Ip Man 2 is quite good, lots of fighting scenes but the storyline is somehow abit short and just too simple. Ip Man 1 have a better storyline but less fighting scene. But oh well both of them are good enough and worth watching.Anyway if you got play Tekken, you’ll noticed that Twister in Ip Man 2 looks like Steve and always uses B1 for stun combo LOL… *Sorry for the Tekken Off Topic*

I’ll give Ip Man 2 ~ 4/5 also…

Woohoo~ Watched The Losers just now at Times Square with Matthew, Loong Fatt and Sinka. Yeah one of my friend’s name is Sinka~ He named himself that, and yes he is a professional Sinka in real life as well…

(ps – Sinka means lying in cantonese in a very rude way)
I would rate 4/5 for The Losers, Its really a fun show to watch! Lots of excitement, explosions, fighting/shooting scene and also very funny xD~

And ah~ Do remember to nang me if you’re free or like this post!

The Losers plot here – By Wikipedia

Five members of an elite United States Special Forces team are sent into the Bolivian jungle. The team find themselves the target of a betrayal instigated from inside by a powerful enemy known only as Max. Believed to be dead, the group makes plans to even the score when they’re joined by the mysterious Aisha, a beautiful operative with her own agenda.

The leader of The Losers. Calm at any situation, cares alot for his teamates. Damn alot of chest hair, I wonder if Aisha will be geli when she put lie down her body on his chest. Must feel very GELI!! LOL!! Hahahaha~

The only chick in the team ~ She’s very violent, and yeah she’s the girl who lie down on Clay. Maybe she like hairy chest guys ~ XD

Hoho~ I like this guy! The sniper in the team~ He is cool at any situation and he don’t like people to touch his hat. Godly sniping skills!! Fast and accurate. I bet he got 99DEX and 99AGI (Ragnarok Online)

Kinda like the joker in the team, he always do stupid or silly things. Always try to pick up girls with weird and lame lines which make he fails every time.

The driver with a pooch dog toy in the car every time. When he is driving the van, the toy is there. When he is driving a car, the toy is there. When he is on the helicopter, the toy is there also… =___=

Although he is heavy weapons guy, but i don’t see any heavy weapons with him during the whole movie.

Ahh~ As for this guy, watch the movie. I don’t want to spoil anything…

Trailer –

Official Website Here - http://www.the-losers.com/

Clash Of The Titans is actually a remake of the 1981 film with the same name. It’s based on a Greek mythology of Perseus.

I watched it on 3D with my friends at Pavillion 12.50am yesterday night. This is the first 3D movie I’ve watched with CHINESE SUBTITLE on it. To people who don’t understand English, they will be happy because now even 3D movies got Chinese subtitle, but to others that understands English, the subtitle will be very annoying because we’re watching it on 3D!!! It means that the freaking Chinese words is like popping out of the screen!

The Chinese subtitle is sooooo ANNOYING!!! You cannot see any other 3D effect on the movie except for Chinese subtitle popping out of the screen!!

What for watching a 3D movie when you cannot see any 3D effect at all? Well unless you just want to see those Chinese subtitle that could pop out all the time…

About the movie storyline~ Since this is a remake, I do think many of you have never watched the old one before. Well for me, I did watch the old version of Clash Of The Titans (1981). My parents bought it long time ago, well they like old movies.

The older version have more monsters in it, there is even a 2 headed dog (Cerberus). The fighting scene is much more longer but the main problem is… Because it was made somewhere around the 1980’s, there were no good computer graphics in it, the monster were all made of clay using stop-motion filming and some camera effects. So if you watch it now, you will feel that it is very lame, but back in the 1980’s~ the movie was awesome.

This new remake of Clash Of The Titans is just too short. The fight with the scorpions are short, the fight with the Medusa is quite okay but still short! Then the fight with Kraken is like 5seconds only. Then Kraken died just like a n00b, then Hades came out and died like a n00b as well, another 5seconds for killing Hades.

The trailer was indeed awesome but the movie is just too short.

Budget problem maybe?

I rate it 6.5/10

Lyrics -

GAGA
First of all this song is not as good as Bad Romance
And its not even close Poker face or Just Dance

So I will distract them by getting half naked
And throw everything at them but the kitchen sink sink

The kitchen sink sink
What do you think think?
I will prove that I dont have a penis wink wink

First Ill get stripped naked by some burly prison guards
Then make out with a shemale in the prison yard yard

BEYONCE
This video seems goofy you should just do it alone
Besides Im getting sick of all these songs about phones

GAGA
You bail me out of jail then we pause for some bad dialogue
We poison everyone including a cute dog

Then we start to dance and theres dead people everywhere
As usual Ill have lots crazy crap in my hair

PPPPPPPPProduct Placement
Hide the ddead bodies in the bbbasement

Blood and guts and boobs and buts
And I just want to make your head explode

Beep beep beep bbbeep beep beep
That was Lady Gaga in Morse code

BEYONCE
If you think Im doing this
Then youre a crazy bastard
You musta blown a gasket
Are you trippin on acid
As a child were you abused by some big crazy bastard
And did he ever make you place the lotion in the basket

BEYONCE
I just want to do a simple shoot with dancin
You used to be a diva now youre Marilyn Manson

GAGA
Youre gonna do my video and do it my way
Or something bad might happen to your family ay

BEYONCE
My family ay

GAGA
Thats right Beyonce

GAGA
A piano might accidentally fall on Jay Z

BEYONCE
Somebody help me cus I dont want sing anymore
Shes got a gun to my head on the dance floor

GAGA
Rubadubdub three nuns in a tub
And their doin it with a garden Gnome

BEYONCE
Please dont beat me up but I have to ask what
does that have to do with a telephone?

Same sex version

Original version

We’ll have 2 Ip Man’s movie this year.

For Ip Man 2 Trailer CLICK HERE.

This movie, is a JOKE!!!

The whole storyline of this movie from the start was a JOKE!! As we all know “Sou Hak Yi” means “Begger Sou” or maybe “Sou Begger“… So why put the english name as “True Legend” ? If this movie was meant to be a true story, how come the enemy have “5 duk zhao“? Which means 5 poison claws…

As i know, 5 poison claws is not a KungFu… It does not even exist in this real world. It’s a special skill or ability like x-men… If you’re putting up a show like Storm Warriors or maybe a real life movie for JYonline, then you put this skill inside… Okay lar~

Ok, aside from the super-power 5 poison claws~ The drunken fist acted by Jay Chou and Vincent Zhao is like breakdancing more than drunken fist…

WTF la this movie is a complete crap… The fighting style is crap, the storyline is crap, even the computer graphics is crap…  Stephen Chow’s “King Of Beggar” and Jackie Chan’s “Druken Master” is way better.

I give 1/5 points =.=