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Clash Of The Titans is actually a remake of the 1981 film with the same name. It’s based on a Greek mythology of Perseus.

I watched it on 3D with my friends at Pavillion 12.50am yesterday night. This is the first 3D movie I’ve watched with CHINESE SUBTITLE on it. To people who don’t understand English, they will be happy because now even 3D movies got Chinese subtitle, but to others that understands English, the subtitle will be very annoying because we’re watching it on 3D!!! It means that the freaking Chinese words is like popping out of the screen!

The Chinese subtitle is sooooo ANNOYING!!! You cannot see any other 3D effect on the movie except for Chinese subtitle popping out of the screen!!

What for watching a 3D movie when you cannot see any 3D effect at all? Well unless you just want to see those Chinese subtitle that could pop out all the time…

About the movie storyline~ Since this is a remake, I do think many of you have never watched the old one before. Well for me, I did watch the old version of Clash Of The Titans (1981). My parents bought it long time ago, well they like old movies.

The older version have more monsters in it, there is even a 2 headed dog (Cerberus). The fighting scene is much more longer but the main problem is… Because it was made somewhere around the 1980′s, there were no good computer graphics in it, the monster were all made of clay using stop-motion filming and some camera effects. So if you watch it now, you will feel that it is very lame, but back in the 1980′s~ the movie was awesome.

This new remake of Clash Of The Titans is just too short. The fight with the scorpions are short, the fight with the Medusa is quite okay but still short! Then the fight with Kraken is like 5seconds only. Then Kraken died just like a n00b, then Hades came out and died like a n00b as well, another 5seconds for killing Hades.

The trailer was indeed awesome but the movie is just too short.

Budget problem maybe?

I rate it 6.5/10

 

Lyrics -

GAGA
First of all this song is not as good as Bad Romance
And its not even close Poker face or Just Dance

So I will distract them by getting half naked
And throw everything at them but the kitchen sink sink

The kitchen sink sink
What do you think think?
I will prove that I dont have a penis wink wink

First Ill get stripped naked by some burly prison guards
Then make out with a shemale in the prison yard yard

BEYONCE
This video seems goofy you should just do it alone
Besides Im getting sick of all these songs about phones

GAGA
You bail me out of jail then we pause for some bad dialogue
We poison everyone including a cute dog

Then we start to dance and theres dead people everywhere
As usual Ill have lots crazy crap in my hair

PPPPPPPPProduct Placement
Hide the ddead bodies in the bbbasement

Blood and guts and boobs and buts
And I just want to make your head explode

Beep beep beep bbbeep beep beep
That was Lady Gaga in Morse code

BEYONCE
If you think Im doing this
Then youre a crazy bastard
You musta blown a gasket
Are you trippin on acid
As a child were you abused by some big crazy bastard
And did he ever make you place the lotion in the basket

BEYONCE
I just want to do a simple shoot with dancin
You used to be a diva now youre Marilyn Manson

GAGA
Youre gonna do my video and do it my way
Or something bad might happen to your family ay

BEYONCE
My family ay

GAGA
Thats right Beyonce

GAGA
A piano might accidentally fall on Jay Z

BEYONCE
Somebody help me cus I dont want sing anymore
Shes got a gun to my head on the dance floor

GAGA
Rubadubdub three nuns in a tub
And their doin it with a garden Gnome

BEYONCE
Please dont beat me up but I have to ask what
does that have to do with a telephone?

 

By SDTekken

 

Funny video lol~ Must watch =)

Same sex version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vAwBWuTqak

Original version

 


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