Lyrics -
GAGA
First of all this song is not as good as Bad Romance
And its not even close Poker face or Just Dance
So I will distract them by getting half naked
And throw everything at them but the kitchen sink sink
The kitchen sink sink
What do you think think?
I will prove that I dont have a penis wink wink
First Ill get stripped naked by some burly prison guards
Then make out with a shemale in the prison yard yard
BEYONCE
This video seems goofy you should just do it alone
Besides Im getting sick of all these songs about phones
GAGA
You bail me out of jail then we pause for some bad dialogue
We poison everyone including a cute dog
Then we start to dance and theres dead people everywhere
As usual Ill have lots crazy crap in my hair
PPPPPPPPProduct Placement
Hide the ddead bodies in the bbbasement
Blood and guts and boobs and buts
And I just want to make your head explode
Beep beep beep bbbeep beep beep
That was Lady Gaga in Morse code
BEYONCE
If you think Im doing this
Then youre a crazy bastard
You musta blown a gasket
Are you trippin on acid
As a child were you abused by some big crazy bastard
And did he ever make you place the lotion in the basket
BEYONCE
I just want to do a simple shoot with dancin
You used to be a diva now youre Marilyn Manson
GAGA
Youre gonna do my video and do it my way
Or something bad might happen to your family ay
BEYONCE
My family ay
GAGA
Thats right Beyonce
GAGA
A piano might accidentally fall on Jay Z
BEYONCE
Somebody help me cus I dont want sing anymore
Shes got a gun to my head on the dance floor
GAGA
Rubadubdub three nuns in a tub
And their doin it with a garden Gnome
BEYONCE
Please dont beat me up but I have to ask what
does that have to do with a telephone?
This 2 video is so funny!!
Sorry for the lack of updates these days, was very busy lately… I promise to update tonight with 5 restaurant reviews ~Anyway enjoy the song first.
Saw this video a long time ago, but wanna share with you guys… HE IS SOOOO COOL~~ LOL!!!
1 – Original Video
2 – Edited Video (Cool at 1.52)
3 – WTF?
Thanks To Chenjun` for contributing such a funny video.
I hope I’m not too late to post this here~ Well my friend gave me Mooncake last Saturday. And yeahh~ It’s Doraemon lol… It comes with a Doraemon bag~ Awesome right?
And she gave me 2 boxes!! Look at Doraemon~ Eating his favourite food, Dorayaki. Looks cute right?
This is how it looks like when you opened the box. It comes along with a plastic knife in the middle for cutting the Mooncake. Really nice ^^~
Here is a closeup on how the Doraemon Mooncake looks like~ It tastes really nice, sorry that i forgot to take pictures of how the Mooncake looks like from the inside after you cut it, It’s so nice that i forget to take any pictures of it, all i do is just eat eat eat~ hahahaha!!
Click Here for the official website of Doraemon Mooncake by Bisgood.
SOME RANDOM PICTURES
ChloB playing candles… HAHAHA~
Here is Jason, trying to be a scientist!
PIKACHU!!! ~~ Pikachu lantern that my gf bought for me~~ Aww… Thank you!! ^o^
A random Rose shaped wax?
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